John's old Garmin handheld GPS
continues tracking us as we follow our noses west from the Missouri
River's Big Bend Dam...
...to find ourselves suddenly on an
Alien Planet!
Debbie had driven us westward along
I-90 from the Missouri River while John slept in the passenger seat.
Approaching Wall, SD (home of
Wall Drug!), she turned left for
five or six miles and life changed.
The Buffalo Gap National
Grassland is the location where the buffalo still roam while the deer
and the antelope continue to play and pioneer sod home roofs are cut
from turf that is, at places,
feet
thick. We parked the coach close
(but not too close) to the
edge of a precipice along the free camping US Forest Service Road
#7170 and went to bed.
The morning showed us at the very
abrupt edge of a new day.
We recall the sharp surprise we both
had found when we had trucked our three kids into here back in '92.
Nothing –nothing– in our
previous lives had prepared us for seeing this stretch out before us.
Debbie
wondered aloud what it must have been like for the pioneers, crossing
days of grassy plains,
to suddenly run into this end of the world wall. Maybe
that's how the town was named?
Well before the last dinosaurs died, this area
had been a seabed for dozens of millions of years,
accumulating all
the layers of organic debris that swimming and walking life sent to
the bottom. When geologic forces raised this part of the world and
drained it –and then erosion happened, too– the various layers of
sediment took on colors depending on what bits of
whatever had
formed them.
We weren't really looking for fossilized dinosaur left
overs although several signs remind you
not to steal such
things, but report them to the paleontologists who might find
possible valuable clues to the universal question of Why We Are Here.
On the grasslands
themselves we found it was nearly Autumn. You can tell where the
creeks are by following the aspens, which are pretty much
the
deciduous trees that take to this 3,000 foot elevation. We found
Pronghorn and the Bighorn Sheep in abundance.
These
guys greeted Debbie on her morning
walk near our coach one morning.
The Badlands has
two obvious loops you can tour in your car, stopping
at turnouts to
see vistas or even walk among it all. Each takes less than a couple
hours to complete. Or more, if you stop to study and marvel. One is
paved, but the westward loop, along Sagecreek Rim Road, is an unpaved
washboard. Our civilized suburban Honda survived while John
continues to miss his old Jeep. Also, we dropped into one prairie
dog village where Debbie stopped to chat with a community guardian.
She also perched
atop a less-than wild Jackalope,
a fictional creature of legend: a jack rabbit the size of
an
antelope. It's apparently as well known in the West as the Jersey
Devil is back East where John grew up, but we're not sure they named
a hockey team after this creature. Then again, we're not sure anyone
in South Dakota knows how to skate.
You've
heard of Wall Drug. Pretty much, it is
the town of Wall, SD. It grew to fame before Eisenhower built the
Interstate system and the only “main roads” in the country were
the US Highways that ran through the 25mph Main Streets of every
small town in the way. There are myriad numbers of tourist trap
store fronts along Wall's main drag and you can find many, many ways
to part from your dollar. That's not a bad thing if your eyes are
open. Debbie bought a T-shirt and the quirky side of John parted
with two
bucks at a selection of
Trump
stickers because the
middle of America is filled with practical, Conservative grown-ups to
whom Black lies and loud Liberals' outright disdain of anything
sensibly traditional or patriotic do not
seem to matter at all.
A couple side notes:
John
didn't notice this last year when he featured the Junior Ranger field
vests
and uniform boonies hats we'd found at
Yellowstone and Glacier National Parks. (
Find the paragraph A
not-quite apology to our Number Two Son here.)
John assumes someone at Badlands NP didn't get the memo about the
school boards railing against prejudicial stereotyping of gender
assignments. Or maybe customers still drive the markets in Mid
America, in spite of the coastal Socialists' rants.
Also, driving long miles between waypoints out West tends to turn a
person introspective. The state of Wyoming has historical points of
interest along the road way, such as this one, installed in 1954
along US-26 west of Douglas at a
roadside pullover. The text reads:
Three
men named Sharp, Franklin and Taylor and one unknown man were killed
by Indians July 12, 1864 where the Oregon Trail crosses Little Box
Elder Creek 2½ miles S.W. of here. They are buried 4 miles S.W. by
the grave of Mary Kelly who also was killed July 13, 1864.
Having grown up on Hollywood Westerns, we thought such death was a
recognized part of the settling process in our history. However,
seeing the prominent highlighting of this one seemingly innocuous
incident could make one believe it was unusual? Almost makes you
want to want to visit the scene to learn more.
But we're on our way to Jackson Hole.
...
after
Gillette, WY to wash some clothes and empty the black- and gray water
tanks that are nearing their brims. Once that is accomplished, the
plan is to stop one night at a Harvest Host. A farm, this time, not
a winery. Greg and Kathleen Jarvis manage a
lot
of acreage in Hidden Valley,
which is near Shoshoni (
proper spelling
–for this town anyway). They'd done Harvest Host for ten years but
plan to call it quits because of the
floods
of people fleeing their West Coast governors who are at least as bad
as Michigan's in promoting the Political Pandemic. Nevertheless, the
Jarvises were congenial and pleasant, offering whatever we wanted to
pick from their smaller vegetable garden between our coach and their
huge fields of alfalfa. We enjoyed several grape tomatoes and a few
ears of corn on the cob that John liked very much. We also made
friends with Ellie the Dog.
Kathleen and Greg are a wonderful, believing
couple, and Debbie had a great time speaking with them about God's
Word. Kathleen mentioned that her church was having a women's
retreat that started on Friday evening and invited Debbie to go with
her that evening. It was an offer too good to pass up; Debbie had a
great time meeting some of the other women attending the teachings on
James 1. The teaching that night was about how we are able to grow
and mature when adversity comes our way, and triumph over the
circumstances with the great promises of God's Word.
While
Debbie was there, John took advantage of a great 4G signal for his
bi-weekly game night. Our second night on the farm was exactly the
second Friday since Duluth.
If you're curious, John's Warlock did not suffer near mortal wounds
in the battle with Orcs trying to ravage a village that our band of
adventurers had under its protection. And we Leveled Up at the end.
John's character gets an additional Spell in his inventory and an
Invocation; he chose Agonizing
Blast. Wonder were
he'll play from in two weeks?
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